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Sunday 25 March 2012
Bikini Executions
Bikini Executions
by Velvets Fantasies
This clip features two very pretty girls: actress/producer Jaqueline Velvets, and Ivy Sloan, in the bikinis from which the clip's title derives.
Jaqueline sports a very flattering beige colored bikini. She produced and starred in another of my favorite videos, and its no surprise if that she really delivered a fun performance, delivering snappy one-liners when winning, and appropriately writhing and gasping when losing.
Ivy had ups and downs. She is very attractive, of course,with an angelical face, which is always nice. At some points she does seem to have fun portraying her character, but other times she doesn't seem as comfortable on screen as her co-star.
And the best scene (apart from Velvets' hara-kiri): while struggling for the gun, both girls get shot and fall to the floor. Determined not to let her foe escape, Ivy drags herself on top of Velvets, and warns something like "I'm taking you with me". Jaqueline whimpers "No!", but to no avail!
Good video quality, 720X1280 resolution. The action is well shot, with nice touches: moving to over-the-shoulder viewpoint of the shooter, panning the body of a fallen babe, etc.
The prop guns are really nice. Apparently the are gas-propelled , so they actually have recoil, and are realistic-looking. They don't add sound effects, but the recoil adequately marks the shots, so it is ok.
There is also another gun with an added light for a more dangerous look, but it is not fired. Makes the holder seem more dangerous, which is ironic since it ends up on the loosing side.
by Velvets Fantasies
The Girls & Attire:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: generally, I prefer sporty clothes (eg, tops, tight shorts, etc.) to everyday clothes or business wear; I also appreciate uniform-like attire, which can be as elaborate as sci-fi or army uniforms, to something as simples as black-bikini vs white bikini.
Ivy is dressed in a nice white bikini. I had never seen her in this type of video, and she was pretty good at some points, but other times she really annoyed me, as I'll explain below.
The Numbers:
Features 10 scenes. The clip is aprox. 12 minutes, 358MB, with resolution 720x1280. It costs $12.00
The Action (contains spoilers):
My viewpoint & disclaimer: to keep the description from being repetitive, I’ll define beforehand the most common type of acting you find in these genre videos:
Going through the motions – almost no speech or acting, the girls just lie down when they’re shot, usually swaying or writhing for a bit; this can be by design, not necessarily poor acting. I guess it can be preferred by those who tend to find these videos immature.
Over-the-top, in-character– MY FAVORITE: the girls really act out their parts, pretending to dodge, shoot back, with lines like “I’ll get you yet!”, “You’re mine!” or “Argh! U got me!”
Goofy – the girls have a more child’s-play stance, they laugh or giggle, with speech along the lines of “I shot you, cheater!”, “No, you missed!”,etc.
There is a short sequence in the beginning where the girls are talking and decide to play some cops and robbers. After that we get good, in-character action, with the girls taking turns at getting shot and falling down, clutching their "wounds", moaning and squirming.
I think Jaqueline steals the show. She is very expressive, smilling mischievously when she gets the drop on Ivy (or she thinks she will), acts being shot very well, and I can't mention the writhing and moaning enough times.
A couple of times she begs Ivy to "finish her off", and in the last scene she actually takes matters in her own hands! After being shot, she manages to turn Ivy's gun on her and wins their contest, but it hurts too much, so she...
Ivy had ups and downs. She is very attractive, of course,with an angelical face, which is always nice. At some points she does seem to have fun portraying her character, but other times she doesn't seem as comfortable on screen as her co-star.
In two scenes Ivy really bugged me. First, she gets shot from the front, yet grabs her back. A second time, she gets shot from behind, yet grabs her belly! I mean, you're not supposed to take these videos seriously, but this kind of breaks the mood.
However, she does "playing dead" beautifully, which saved her performance!
Scene highlights:
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| Ivy gets surprised and disarmed! |
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| Feeling lucky,punk? |
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| Jaqueline's turn to be surprised... |
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| No escape... |
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| Got you now!... |
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| Look behind you! |
This clips gets bonus points for a couple of bodypiles!
The Production:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: I’m no expert on digital video, all I can do is tell apart poor picture quality - grainy or low res –from normal (as in, not poor ––nor high quality) and HD.
Good video quality, 720X1280 resolution. The action is well shot, with nice touches: moving to over-the-shoulder viewpoint of the shooter, panning the body of a fallen babe, etc.
The prop guns are really nice. Apparently the are gas-propelled , so they actually have recoil, and are realistic-looking. They don't add sound effects, but the recoil adequately marks the shots, so it is ok.
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| How do you like the new guns, Ivy? |
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| Velvet looking bad-ass |
The Verdict:
Nice offering from Velvets Fantasies, with some very good scenes. The short length,and the fact that the quality is uneven (a few scenes don't work for me), keep it from greatness, but overall I'd say worth the money.
Nice offering from Velvets Fantasies, with some very good scenes. The short length,and the fact that the quality is uneven (a few scenes don't work for me), keep it from greatness, but overall I'd say worth the money.
Yet another disclaimer: this is just my own, biased opinion; picture or videos may not reflect image quality; all rights belong to the above identified producer.
Friday 24 June 2011
Battling Babes 2
(warning: adult content)
The Girls & Attire:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: generally, I prefer sporty clothes (eg, tops, tight shorts, etc.) to everyday clothes or business wear; I also appreciate uniform-like attire, which can be as elaborate as sci-fi or army uniforms, to something as simples as black-bikini vs white bikini.
The Numbers:
The Action:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: to keep the description from being repetitive, I’ll define beforehand the most common type of acting you find in these genre videos:
Going through the motions – almost no speech or acting, the girls just lie down when they’re shot, usually swaying or writhing for a bit; this can be by design, not necessarily poor acting. I guess it can be preferred by those who tend to find these videos immature.
Over-the-top, in-character– MY FAVORITE: the girls really act out their parts, pretending to dodge, shoot back, with lines like “I’ll get you yet!”, “You’re mine!” or “Argh! U got me!”
Goofy – the girls have a more child’s-play stance, they laugh or giggle, with speech along the lines of “I shot you, cheater!”, “No, you missed!”,etc.
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| Love the panties... |
The best scene imho was a shootout with the camera. Angelique falls over the couch, Daisy is shot afterwards, curses at the camera and falls over her friend. Classic.
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| At least she landed on something soft... |
The other scenes move along this format: the girls start off embraced, then Angelique pulls out a previously concealed gun; Daisy is shot and slides down Angelique's body, trying to hang-on, asking "How could you?". Later, she still manages to shoot back at Angelique (not to be too critical, but it's annoying to hear something say "it hurts so much!" with only a faint smile in her face).
The last scene is actually a belly-stabbing of Daisy with a prop-knif (not bad at all), followed by a "suicide" of Angelique using the same method (not my thing).
The Production:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: I’m no expert on digital video, all I can do is tell apart poor picture quality - grainy or low res –from normal (as in, not poor ––nor high quality) and HD.
The Verdict:
Although it has some definite shortcomings, I'm not sorry I bought it at all. Not awesome, but worth the money.
Yet another disclaimer: this is just my own, biased opinion; picture or videos may not reflect image quality; all rights belong to the above identified producer.
Sunday 3 April 2011
Simulating a fight against an invisible foe
(warning: adult content)
The Girls & Attire:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: generally, I prefer sporty clothes (eg, tops, tight shorts, etc.) to everyday clothes or business wear; I also appreciate uniform-like attire, which can be as elaborate as sci-fi or army uniforms, to something as simples as black-bikini vs white bikini.
The Numbers:
The Action:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: to keep the description from being repetitive, I’ll define beforehand the most common type of acting you find in these genre videos:
Going through the motions – almost no speech or acting, the girls just lie down when they’re shot, usually swaying or writhing for a bit; this can be by design, not necessarily poor acting. I guess it can be preferred by those who tend to find these videos immature.
Over-the-top, in-character– MY FAVORITE: the girls really act out their parts, pretending to dodge, shoot back, with lines like “I’ll get you yet!”, “You’re mine!” or “Argh! U got me!”
Goofy – the girls have a more child’s-play stance, they laugh or giggle, with speech along the lines of “I shot you, cheater!”, “No, you missed!”,etc.
If you like scenes where the girls squirms around after being shot, this is right up your alley. For example, the first scene lasts about 2min, but she is shot at around 30s, and then spends the rest of the time rolling around (admittedly she looks good doing it).
The scenes are very similar. Basically she fires a couple of shots at the camera, then gets shot herself. There are a couple of "stabbing" scenes. Here are some highlights:
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| "Dying" on couch |
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| Knife against sword (scabbard?) |
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| The tongue is a nice touch. |
The Production:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: I’m no expert on digital video, all I can do is tell apart poor picture quality from HD.
The Verdict:
Might be worth it, if you like to see a hot blond writhing and squirming; but those are by far the strongpoints of this video, so if you want something more, it's better to keep looking. Still, it was interesting enough to keep me interested in their videos (being cheap helps), and I'm planning to get their latest offering, starring Randy again, and Cali Logan.
Yet another disclaimer: this is just my own, biased opinion; picture or videos may not reflect image quality; all rights belong to the above identified producer.
Saturday 2 April 2011
Review: Change of Pace 3 - Part 1
Change of Pace 3
by Sleeperkidsworld
http://www.sleeperkidsworld.com/order/changeofpace3caps/achanger3.htm
by Sleeperkidsworld
http://www.sleeperkidsworld.com/order/changeofpace3caps/achanger3.htm
Since the video is long and split in 2 halves, the same will happen to the review.
The Girls & Attire:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: generally, I prefer sporty clothes (eg, tops, tight shorts, etc.) to everyday clothes or business wear; I also appreciate uniform-like attire, which can be as elaborate as sci-fi or army uniforms, to something as simples as black-bikini vs white bikini.
The video features 4 girls: from left to right, there's Alex, Devon, Eliza and Helena. All are wearing black pants and tops (see for yourself).
The Numbers:
This a massive 1h19m video, with the first part lasting roughly 38m. There are 20+ scenes.
It costs 54 USD
It costs 54 USD
The Action:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: to keep the description from being repetitive, I’ll define beforehand the most common type of acting you find in these genre videos:
Going through the motions – almost no speech or acting, the girls just lie down when they’re shot, usually swaying or writhing for a bit; this can be by design, not necessarily poor acting. I guess it can be preferred by those who tend to find these videos immature.
Over-the-top, in-character– MY FAVORITE: the girls really act out their parts, pretending to dodge, shoot back, with lines like “I’ll get you yet!”, “You’re mine!” or “Argh! U got me!”
Goofy – the girls have a more child’s-play stance, they laugh or giggle, with speech along the lines of “I shot you, cheater!”, “No, you missed!”,etc.
This is very good over-the-top action, with some funny moments here and there. For example, there is a scene where the camera-gunman has all 4 at gunpoint, and is looking for whoever tried to shoot him. They all try to blame the others while claiming to be mere bystanders. In another scene, 2 are standing guard and one mentions she had a crazy dream where she got shot in the back, and the other mentions that's never a good sign...
Most scenes are replayed with slight variations. Sometimes there is a clear winner(s), other times they all fall down (and sometime there is a winner who gets shot by the cameraman, just to make a bigger body pile!)
Here is a scenario list (not exhaustive!):
With 4 actresses in the video, huge body piles are a frequent sight:
Most scenes are replayed with slight variations. Sometimes there is a clear winner(s), other times they all fall down (and sometime there is a winner who gets shot by the cameraman, just to make a bigger body pile!)
Here is a scenario list (not exhaustive!):
- 3 of the girls are lined up against wall and frisked, the shot by 4th
- gunman surprises and shoots all 4
- duel tournament
- team duel!
- duel the camera-gunman
- human shield
- surprised sentries
- sentries surprise infiltrators!
- toy swords duel
- 3-on-1 sword fight - one of my favorites. I love when overconfident bad girls get the tables turned on them, and Devon here manages to defeat all her assailants.
With 4 actresses in the video, huge body piles are a frequent sight:
The Production:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: I’m no expert on digital video, all I can do is tell if picture quality is decent..
Video quality is decent, but SK wasn't using HD video yet, like he does in later videos. I don't like the machine gun sounds: just a mechanical clac-clac instead of an eletronic daka-daka. But there are a lot of props: 4 machine guns, 2 pistols (at least), and 4 swords. All the action takes place in the same room. The mats covering floor are a huge advantage, since they can drop down without fear of hurting themselves, thus increasing action quality.
The Verdict:
It's a great video, and this 1st part would almost be worth the 54 USD by itself. But part 2 is coming next.
Yet another disclaimer: this is just my own, biased opinion; picture or videos may not reflect image quality; all rights belong to the above identified producer.
Saturday 19 March 2011
Review: Toying Around
Toying Around
By Velvets Fantasies
I must come clean and say this video is one of the reasons I started this blog. Even though I look for this kind of stuff, I only found it completely by accident, so I guess it may get overlooked often by gunfun fans - all ten of us :) Which is a shame, since it is probably my favorite video of all time in this genre!
If you like it, support the producer and buy it, give feedback, etc. So they can keep putting out quality stuff.
The Girls & Attire:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: generally, I prefer sporty clothes (eg, tops, tight shorts, etc.) to everyday clothes or business wear; I also appreciate uniform-like attire, which can be as elaborate as sci-fi or army uniforms, to something as simples as black-bikini vs white bikini.
The dress wear is right up my alley, since both girls wear tight tops and shorts (they are supposed be coming home after gym). Jaquelin Velvets is the site owner, who stars in, and produces, a variety of action and "sleepy" clips. Seen here with blond hair, she wears a black sports short with blue outlined, and a metallic blue top, and gives an energetic performance. |
| Hit! |
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| Patrolling... |
Sumiko is one of my favorite actresses in custom videos. To start with, she is impossibly cute! In biological terms, we tend to find beauty in symmetric and small, well proportioned features, so she really won a lottery in this regard: almond eyes, heart-shaped face, long smooth hair, you name it. But above all, this petite asian brings a lot of intensity to the scenes. I have never watched a wooden performance from her, and the fact that she is so expressive in her roles makes her a delight to watch. As you may notice, the title image of this blog was taken from this video.
The Numbers:
This is a 19m video, most of it action (filler almost non-existant).
Costing 14 USD, it features 34 scenes.
The Action:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: to keep the description from being repetitive, I’ll define beforehand the most common type of acting you find in these genre videos:
Going through the motions – almost no speech or acting, the girls just lie down when they’re shot, usually swaying or writhing for a bit; this can be by design, not necessarily poor acting. I guess it can be preferred by those who tend to find these videos immature.
Over-the-top, in-character– MY FAVORITE: the girls really act out their parts, pretending to dodge, shoot back, with lines like “I’ll get you yet!”, “You’re mine!” or “Argh! U got me!”
Goofy – the girls have a more child’s-play stance, they laugh or giggle, with speech along the lines of “I shot you, cheater!”, “No, you missed!”,etc.
The action is Over-the-top and it's superb. They seem to really get into it, looking dangerous when scanning for foes, doing a "fantastic, violent dance" when shot (it was in the clip description, but I loved this expression), a mischievous smile when they manage to get the drop on the other, and stand proudly over the fallen opponent. Perfect.
There is a good variety of scenes, and they are role-reversed: every scene is played twice, with the girls changing roles.
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| Taking cover |
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| Ambush |
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| Crawling around |
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| Sneak-up |
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| Sneak-up with Gun jam! |
My favorite scene was one in which one of the girls is prone on the floor and looking down the barrel of her gun, only to be surprised by the other, who has her at gunpoint from behind, and signals her presence with a "a-hum". The first girls says "F... I'm so dead!" and tries to bring her gun to bear, only to get blown away. Brilliant!
And the shootouts are energetic, with the girls ending up in a variety of poses:
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| In the stairs |
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| On a chair |
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| On couch |
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| Bodypile! |
Most of the times there is a winner, but as you can see there a are few scenes of mutual destruction.
The Production:
My viewpoint & disclaimer: I’m no expert on digital video, all I can do is tell apart poor picture quality - grainy or low res –from good or HD.
Good picture quality. The machine guns look and sound convincing (not real, more dakka-dakka-dakka). The scenes go all around the house: kitchen, living room, hallway, etc.
The Verdict:
Buy, buy, BUY! With the usual caveats for personal taste, this is as good as it gets, IMHO. There are nice actresses, nice clothes, good action, and dozens of scenes, so quality/price and quantity/price ratios are very high indeed.
Yet another disclaimer: this is just my own, biased opinion; picture or videos may not reflect image quality; all rights belong to the above identified producer.
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